Chicken Soup for the Somehow Unsatisfied Soul

Ryan Hamilton

Chicken Soup for the Disembodied Soul

101 stories of Ghouls, Zombies, Ghosts, and Demons that will warm your heart and chill you to the bone. This collection of tales from undead who have wandered the earth for hundreds of years in eternal torment and woe, finding momentary relief only in feasting on the flesh of the living and consuming their brains includes contributions from Nosferatu, Jacob Marley, Black Beard the pirate, and Casper the Friendly Ghost.

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Chicken Soup for the Chicken Soup for the Soul Lover's Soul

More of the same. Actually, this is exactly the same book with a different dust jacket. We're banking on the fact that you won't remember. Lots of stories that will probably make you cry and give you warm fuzzies. We hate ourselves for doing this, but hey, we're rich now and you obviously don't deserve any better.

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Chicken Soup for the Death Row Inmate's Soul

Inspirational tales of escape tunnel builders, guard over-powerers, and last-second governor pardonees. Complete with nondenominational last-rights readings and last meal recipes. A powerful book that teaches you to live each day as if it were your last.

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Chicken Soup for the Irritable Bowel Syndrome Sufferer's Soul

Perfect bathroom reading.

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Cream of Broccoli Soup for the Vegetarian Soul

101 stories of not eating meat.

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Chicken Soup for the Machinist Local 405 Soul

Stories of short hours and long lunch breaks, of pickets and the location of Jimmy Hoffa's body. Printed by 100% union printers, on 100% union paper, made from trees cut by 100% union loggers. Made in China.

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Chicken Soup for the Lester Higgins of Alderville, N.C., Soul

101 stories about Lester Higgins, for Lester Higgins. Relive the magic of Lester's Prom night, the excitement of the birth of his daughter, Cindi, and the tragedy of the loss of his job in 1996. Contributors include Lester's sister Theresa, his wife Sandy, and his psychiatrist Bernard. Hardcover only.