Lofty and Low Volume XIX: The Elementary School Edition

Jana Lee

Lofty
1. Recess
2. Chocolate milk
3. Cootie shots
4. Dodge ball
5. Field trips
6. I know you are but what am I?
7. Four square
8. Assemblies
9. Monkey bars
10. Eraser duty

Low
1. Running laps
2. Hall passes
3. Nap time
4. Report cards
5. Bullies
6. Standardized tests
7. Assigned seats
8. Long division
9. Check marks
10. Lunch duty