Lofty and Low Volume XV: The Thanksgiving Edition

The White Shoe Staff

Lofty
1. Pilgrim hats
2. Leftovers
3. Pie
4. Not shaving
5. Olives on fingers
6. Pie
7. Four-day weekend
8. Pie
9. Gratitude
10. Turkey coma

Low
1. Waking up from turkey coma
2. Giblets
3. The Macy's Parade
4. Football
5. Titanic on TV
6. Knowing where the stuffing has been
7. Doing dishes
8. Gravy skin
9. Feigning interest in the in-laws
10. Yams