Lofty and Low Volume III

The White Shoe Staff

Lofty
1. Recess
2. Chaos Theory
3. Rice cooker
4. Photosynthesis
5. Sesquipedalians
6. Pilot V-Ball (extra fine)
7. Cold showers
8. Warm towels
9. The Barnhouse Effect
10. Variant spellings of hiccups

Low
1. Hiccups
2. Rabies
3. Vanity plates
4. Vanity
5. Standardized tests
6. Donkey Basketball
7. No U-turn
8. Rug burns
9. Drip-dry
10. Ctrl+Alt+Delete